'I Haven't Read the Bible, Apparently' Graphic Tee
'I Haven't Read the Bible, Apparently' Graphic Tee
This tee carries a wry, outspoken energy — a bold photo-based print of Pete Hegseth as Jules from Pulp Fiction pointing a pistol, layered with a sarcastic, text-based line about his lack of knowledge about the religion he claims is "deeply important to me". The image sits centered on a classic shirt, where high-contrast yellow and lettering - a nod to the original Pulp Fiction poster, which Hegseth mistakenly quoted instead of the Bible - and a vintage-photograph palette create an in-your-face, conversational look. Wear it to spark debate, share a dry sense of humor, or lean into a retro, statement-making wardrobe. The shirt’s relaxed fit and crew neckline keep the silhouette approachable while the graphic does the talking. It settles into evenings out, coffeehouse chats, and social gatherings where commentary and personality are welcome.
Product features
- Durable medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) for long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG + DTF printing combo for crisp, detailed front graphic and sharp sleeve/label prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty for comfort and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
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Materials
Sustainable, natural textiles can be enjoyed for generations to come.
Care
Wash only when necessary using cold water and a gentle detergent.
Details
Hand-picked accents give this piece an understated unique look.